This t-shirt is ideal for gamer geeks everywhere.  This shirt shows a realtime health-guage across your chest, and depletes when you move away from your partner wearing the shirt.  This t-shirt is so technology advanced that you need to purchase a transmitter box in order to have it work properly.  The other thing that is needed to work properly is a partner to wear the shirt as well.  This maybe a problem, as those who would buy this probably don't (and will never) have a significant other.

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This t-shirt features a large graphic that is a pirate mixed with a machete mass murder.  The best of both worlds! 

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This brown t-shirt features a walrus in a beer mug for the clothing line "Upper Playground".  Jeremy Fish is one of our favorite artists, and this t-shirt really stands out and is perfect for any occasion!

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